Since my building is having a new elevator installed, it has been a real pain to do food shopping and laundry. I've had to help Karen schlep the groceries and laundry up and down the stairs. I am estimating that the job won't be completed until December 15. It bothers me that the contractors did not work on minor holidays like Columbus Day and Election Day. That means more days of inconvenience.
I heard this funny remark on WFAN today. The Giants and Jets are playing this Sunday in the "Toilet Bowl." Both teams stink.
Here is a Jewish joke that was on Alan Reiman's Facebook page.
A young Jewish man walks into the lingerie department of Macy’s in New York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife - size 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused and a little flustered the man asked, “So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said, "Hmm … I just know I’ll probably regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do then?"
“Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied. “The Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills.”
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