A Dedicated Follower of Tennis

You can see Alan Berman in 7th Heaven as he attends the US Open in Flushing.  He has spent quite a bit of time there over the past 2 weeks.  Every summer he goes to the Tennis Hall of Fame in Newport, RI to see a tournament.  Maybe one of these years he will go to Wimbleton, the French Open and the Australian Open.  The only time he will be happier will be on November 12 when he eats his tongue sandwich among his many friends and admirers.  I would like to play A Dedicated Follower of Fashion by the Kinks to Alan as he looks quite dapper in his US Open shirt.  Alan has told me in confidence what he will be wearing on November 12.  Keep following Bruce's Journal to read the announcement of the social event of the year.